Jeff  
         
Jeff  
Help Wanted: Blog Writer11/18/2007 
 

I actually do love writing my blog. Maybe love is a strong word. It definitely doesn’t bother me. But recently I attended a seminar by a motivational speaker that changed my life.

I learned that my time is valuable and that I should never do anything that I can pass of on… err, I mean delegate to someone else. I also learned that for just $499 I could unlock the secrets to inner peace and wealth beyond imagination.

I’m not sure on the five hundred bucks part, but the delegation part piqued my interest. So far I’ve convinced the neighbor kid that he can find his true meaning in mowing my lawn every Saturday morning. The wisdom he will gain is far greater than any money I could pay him. I’m also trying to sell him on the purpose he could find in pulling my recycling bin out on Tuesday mornings and back in on Tuesday evenings and doing the same with the trash bin on Fridays.

So far I’d say this is working out great. Now I am presenting an open invitation to anyone who would like the opportunity to be a grOWtv intern in charge of writing my blog. Unfortunately, Federal Law prohibits me from making any specific claims as to the benefits that you will receive from being my blog writer, but you can look at the anecdotal evidence of my neighbor kid. Go to the contact page to submit your name and explain why you think you are qualified to be the intern in charge of writing my blog.


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The Trans-Fat Scandal10/7/2007 
 

I had always suspected the whole trans-fat thing to be a scam; something that was probably designed by the junk food industry to twist the numbers to make it seem like their food isn’t bad for you. In fact, that triple cheeseburger is actually good for you. That’s right; it has zero grams of trans-fat. I read that on the package as I pick up the burger and feel the grease trickling down my hand and up my arm. ...


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Turn the Light On, For Crying Out Loud!9/27/2007 
 

Judging by my title you might be expecting some sort of spiritual message on using Biblical truth to light our way. Maybe it could be about not trying to hide our sins and weaknesses in the dark. But, no, this blog is about something much more shallow and meaningless. ...


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The Cricket9/20/2007 
 

How long is the life expectancy of a cricket? Wikipedia wasn’t able to answer my question. Finally I get the answer on Yahoo! Answers. They can possibly live a few months. This is not good news. ...


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Email Forwards9/17/2007 
 

I know this is a subject that has been written about (ad nauseum), but I’ve been stretched to the brink with the idiocy of some of these that I’ve received recently. ...


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